Does my bum look big in this?

Now time to be blunt. We shoot porn.

Ok, so it's the softer end, but it's still porn. There's no boys, but there's everything else. That means it's open legs from day one, if you aren't happy jumping straight in then you are aren't quite as tough as you think, and adult modelling isn't for you.

The stuff we shoot is rude and sexy, so that's how you need to be. Don't pretend to be shocked when we ask you about dildos, anal and video.

You searched for a job in porn, and you've found it!